GUNDAM BALL Z!!!
Written by Son Makaro
The story begins in the banquet hall of the Peacecraft academy. The
gundam pilots are enjoying the peace won in their battles, with a celebration meal with Relena.
QUATRE-"Do the chefs need
any help? My stars, I better check!" he walks into the kitchen
am I.."(uses high pitched voice) "To outer space, every one of us!"
everyone laughs, then Quatre walks in. Laughter stops.
QUATRE-"Whats so funny?"
DUO-"uhh.. We were just laughing at that asshole Qua...uh.. Qua..."
"Shut up dillwhipe. Uh we were talking about that slut Trowa hangs out with." 2 minutes pass
sure is great that Oz or who the hell ever owned Earth that last time is dead now. Isn't it?"
DUO-"I guess. But something
still bothers me...."
TROWA-"...Quatre, you were holding back the mission."
WU FEI-"Yes, you are like a WOMAN, a weak
defenseless..." continues for... who fuckin knows how long.
HEERO-"Yeah, you suck. You are too girly to be a gundam pilot."
WU FEI- still talking in the background "...stupid, weak, pathetic.."
QUATRE-"What? But..I .. I listen to the Spice
DUO-"Yeah. ha ha He sure is. We're going to give you a test. If you can pass, we wont kill
you... uh...well..Trowa might."
QUATRE-"What do I have to do?"
ON MASTER ROSHI'S ISLAND
PHONE-"rriiiinnggg.. dammit rinngggggg." Krillin picks up the phone.
I guess we're free today. No, Goku would never do that. What? You will pay how much? Sweet! We will all be right over!"
AT THE SANQ KINGDOM.... DAMN THERE ARE A LOT OF NEEDLESS "Q"S IN THIS SHOW
it!" sissy slaps Trowa, who replies by drawing his pistol..
DUO-"Stop, he still has the test!" Trowa aims at Duo "oooohhhhly
shit! Wait! Here they come now!" Trowa drops the pistol, produces a bazooka, and aims at the z fighters. " ooooooohhhly shit!
Cut it out you mofo!"
GOKU-"Where's that cake, Krillin?"
GOHAN-"No, he said that this job will be easy as pie! You
KRILLIN-"Goku, these are the ones who hired us to fight!"
HEERO-"Alright, lets get
to the death pit...I mean, safe fighting area."
THEY GO TO A CLEARING, SOMEWHERE IN THE UH....JAPAN KINGDOM...UH..YEAH
HEERO-"Quatre, If you and Sandrock can defeat them, you can remain an ally. If not, we let Trowa have his way with you."
Trowa stops polishing his machine guns to look at Heero.
TROWA-"..Did you just dis me?"
WU FEI-"Hey, what kind of
white guy says 'dis'?" Everyone looks at author.
TROWA- muttering "....you were too bunched up together..die die die"
QUATRE-pulls on collar cartoon style. "That guy is psycho!"
KRILLIN-"I guess I go first huh?"
OOHHH SAAANNNDDDROOOOOCCCK." Sandrock puts down his leather whip and hat and prances back to Quatre.
THE BATTLE BEGINS,
ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF GUNDAM BALL Z.....
ON THE PREVIOUS EPISODE OF GUNDAM BALL Z, TROWA GETS PISSED AT HEERO
TROWA-"..Did you just dis me?"
NOW BACK TO THE ACTION daddnadana (well you get the idea) bowwowwwooowwww.....wowowo
Quatre boards sandrock and does a sissy pose, while rose pettals fall all over the place. Krillin powers up and fires
a Ki en zan. Sandrock dies.
QUATRE-"Poopy! I guess I will have to use my custom Sandrock." turns on radio "Quatre to army
bitch one, Quatre to army bitch one. Do you read me, bitch?"
GUY ON SCREEN-"..Oh, shut up, you crazy! We'll get you the
upgraded Sandrock gundam."
QUATRE-"Good." Big brown mechs carry the upgraded Sandrock. Quatre
KRILLIN-"Am I going to be able to kick your ass THIS year?"
THE YEAR IS AFTER COLONY 195
the hell?" Shoots narrator
QUATRE-"Take this! Super CRY ATTACK" Sandrock neels down, spouts appologies at those he's had
to kill, and sprays energy tears at Krillin.
KRILLIN-"Oh man! This ones stronger!" they battle in an indescribable anime
fashion. Take my word for it that it was cool.
Meanwhile Piccolo flies in after being alerted to a wussy power source.
He lands and stands with his arms crossed looking at Trowa, who does the same.
Those bullets hurt a lot more than I let on at first."
QUATRE-"Now I will finish you off. No, maybe I shouldn't, I would
feel bad....oh well. Quatre Barbera Wiener system ACTIVATE." Mech goes super pussy level 1 and blows Krillin up.
Elton John just killed Krillin! Aren't you going to get pissed off and go super saiyan?"
GOKU-"Why should I care? We can
just wish him back with the Gundam Balls."
GOHAN-"But the eternal gundam won't grant the same wish twice!"
this is eternal gundam mark 2."
IN THE YEAR AFTER COLONY 124, A NUMBER OF NATIONS *blam*
TROWA-"..dammit, I thought
I got rid of you."
GOHAN-"It's my turn!"
QUATRE-"Hey, you're a puss too! Why are we fighting?"
right! We are on the same side. Daddy, you will have to fight him!"
GOKU-"Okay" he looks at Sandrock. Its right arm explodes.
QUATRE-"Aaaahhhh. I need help! Quatre to army bitch! I need backup!" 5 gundams shaped like Teletubbies fly in.
dance time! You will never beat our gundams." Goku easily dodges the gundamtubbies attacks, he uses one kamehameha to kill
them all. Everyone cheers.
DUO-"Unless something totally unexpected happens, this story is almost
JUST THEN, SOMETHING TOTALLY UNEXPECTED HAPPENS. IT SEEMS THAT CELL, FRIEZA, GARLIC JR. AND THE GINYU FORCE JOINED
THE ROMAFELLAR FOUNDAION, EACH RECIEVED A POWERFUL GUNDAM.
CELL-"I bet you are suprised to see us again!"
to pose!" Their gundams ( all shaped like them) do a gay looking pose.
GOKU-"Oh no! This fight will have to wait! I must
defeat them for the sake of the world!" He jumps into the air, and fires ki blasts at all the mechs.
These machines are guarded against ki power! You will never win!"
HEERO-"I guess we will have to dest..I mean kill you!"
The pilots board their gundams.
WU FEI-"I bet one of them is a WOMAN!"
CELL-"Hey! How did you..uh, bwahaha! You fools
will die!" The Frieza Gundam fires a plasma disk, which turns around and cuts off Cells gundam arm." Hey! Stop fuckin around!
The mech regenerates.
DUO-"Woa I never saw a gundam do that before!"
TROWA-"Quiet! I'm trying to kill stuff." The
animations of Heavyarms repeat over and over. He manages to take out the Guldo gundam.
GINYU-"Damn, now my squad can't
THE BATTLE CONTINUES, BOTH SIDES SEEM EVENLY MATCHED. SUDDENLY ZECHS APPEARS IN THE TALLGEESE 2.
we have to retreat! We are outnumbered! Don't worry I will distract them by sending out numerous crappy mechs, filled with
people I hate, to attack them."
HIS PLAN WORKS. THE GUNDAM PILOTS AND THE Z FIGHTERS REGROUP IN A SPACE COLONY.
can we possibly stop them? I can't use my powers!"
HEERO-"And there are too many of them, our gundam forces can't win"
GOHAN-"And I am a little whiny asshole mamas boy!"
WU FEI-"Hahahaha. That was a good impression Trowa."
ZEX(IS EASIER TO WRITE)-"Get serious! There must be something we can do!"
a gundam scientist
SCIENTIST-"Actually it just so happens, that without anyone knowing, we made 3 other gundams. We just forgot
about them. Coincidentally, they are calibrated to the exact abilities of the 3 strongest fighters on earth."
WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING, THE GUNDAM SCIENTISTS GOT SOME OF CELLS DNA AND BLA BLA BLA BLA.... AND MADE 3 GUNDAMS WHICH LOOKED
PICCOLO, GOKU, AND GOHAN-"Holy shit!" they are looking at the special gundams.
SCIENTIST-"Each of these gundams
will enhance your superior abilities, allowing you to reach total victory."
HEERO-"Now our forces are
evenly matched, counting the one Trowa took out, and the fact Sandrock is useless."
QUATRE-"Heeeeyyyy! You are all...
TROWA-" OH THATS IT YOU LITTLE PUNK! IM GONNA GO GUNDAM ON YO ASS!"
EVERYONE-"What the hell!" Trowa
begins glowing with energy. Cool music plays. His hair turns yellow.
GOKU-"Is he a super saiyan?"
HEERO-"No! Its much
more powerful..." Trowas uniform changes to his circus outfit. The clown mask appears on his face. " He's going......Gangsta
rapper level 2!" ICP flies in for Trowas backup.
TROWA-"You goin down beeyatch. RAP MASTA ATTACK" A microphone appears
in his hand. He begins rapping at light speed.
ICP-"oohhh.. Kill boy yeah! ahahahhah"
QUATRE-"NNNOOOOOOOO! MY HEAD!"
Quatre suddenly explodes in a fierce display of complete pussyness. Trowa returns to normal, and the insane clown posse disappears.
HEERO-"You done now? Alright, someone clean this up, it's time to attack."
THEY RETURN TO EARTH,
EACH OF THE EVIL GUNDAMS CHOSE A CONTINENT TO DESTROY, SO THE STORY WILL CONTINUE IN THE NEXT EXCITING FANFIC OF
BALL Z ( SERIOUSLY THIS TIME)
*did you notice how I made fun of Quatre, like how he was a wuss?
you also notice that Trowa was my favorite character?
*I don't like rap much, but its funny.